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"Listen Jack, I'm ready, I'm available. You put me in a movie okay. We're talkin' box-office."
"Do we have a script?"
"What's the matter down there?" "I gotta go pee." "Well go then."
"...a seventeen year old piece of gold."
"I got a feelin', beneath those jeans theres somethin' wonderful just waitin' to get out."
"Don't make me pounce you Cheryl Anne."
"Are you gonna take your skates off?" "I don't take my skates off."
"Eddie Adams from Torrance. I knew you'd make it."
"People tell me I look like Hans Solo."
"I was wondering, is it okay if I really try to make you look sexy? Would that be okay?"
"And, Action Dirk."
"Jack, I could do it again if you need a close-up."
"Doesn't he _ _ _ _ like a Champ."
"These are great." "Yeah, those are really cool. Are they lizard?" "No, they're Italian."
"Try to give me every single position."
"Jack, Do you want me to use a Spanish Accent?"
"Ah, It's true. You are Brock Landers."
"Ya know, if it look's like shit, and it sounds like shit, then it must be shit."
"Hey Kurt, have you seen my wife?"
"Just tell me that you'll be my friend. Just tell me. Am I your Friend?"
"I'm gonna ask you once more, and I'm gonna ask you nice. Where the _ _ _ _ is Ringo..."
"We look like assholes right now man."
"We're guaranteed a record deal, our stuff is that good."
"Mr. Swope, we can't help you."
"Listen pal, You gotta make it a little more sexy. Don't just ram it in there like that."
"Keep respectful. This is Rollergirl."
"You just shouldn't do this sorta thing faggot."
"You don't ever disrespect me..."
"You guys ready for this?" "Yeah, Yeah, I was born ready man."
"Jack. Jack, could you please help me."

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Click to Play Right Click to Download "You want five or ten? If you just wanna see me..." "Guy's pay to watch you do that...My name's Jack...Jack Horner, film maker..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "What the _ _ _ _ are you doing!" "What the _ _ _ _ does it look like I'm doing!" "Can you close the door..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Everyone has one thing, you think? I mean everyone's given one special thing, right?..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...it is my dream, it is my goal, it is my idea to make a film, that the story just sucks them in...they can't move until they find out how the story ends."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "I want you to go over there, and sit on the couch with Eddie..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...you don't know what I could do, you don't know what I could do or what I'm gonna do or what I'm gonna be. You don't know I'm good..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Hey Reed, Reedo, I want you to meet the new boy on the street" "You live on the street?..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...Do you workout?... What do you squat?" "About Two... What about you?" "Three-fifty...No BS"
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Do a cannon ball!" "No, no, watch this jackknife!" "It look cool?" "That was pretty good, let me show you what you did wrong."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "What the _ _ _ _ are you doing?" "What's it look like they're doing?" "That's my wife..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...what's wrong with you?" "Oh, my _ _ _ _ _ _ _ wife man, she's down there with some idiots _ _ _ _ in her. Everybody's standin' around watchin'..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "This is twice in two days that a chick has O.D.'d on me!..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...may I see it?" "Really?" "Please." "Why thank you Eddie."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "I just want a name, I want it so it could cut glass, ya know, like razor sharp..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Hello. Are you John?" " Yes, mam." "The agency recommends you very highly..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Doesn't it make you nervous when you're dealing with all those evil forces?" "Horses?..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Jack Horner has found something special in newcomer Dirk Diggler..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Does this character have a name?" "Name? Brock Landers." "His partners name is Chest Rockwell..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "And the award for best newcomer goes to, yes! My baby boy, Dirk Diggler!" "The award for best..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...you don't _ _ _ _ with Chest or Brock..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "This is the best work we've ever done...This is the film I want them to remember me by."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass, and lollypops in my mouth...call me crazy, call me a pervert."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "You like my car, Dirk...I wanted to make sure you thought it was cool or else I was gonna take it back..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that Scotty?..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "5 - 4 - 3 - Bang, Bang, Bang...Bang!"
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...Who sent you? Who sent you?" "Get the _ _ _ _ off me" "Lie still, Lie still or I'll punch you in the damn face!"
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Jack will put the final touches together for what the camera needs for editing and stuff, but um, you know, give me the freedom to develop the character and stuff like that..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...like Napoleon, when he was the king, ya know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, ya know, in the Roman Empire..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "I'm not gonna shoot you in the state you're in..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "You're not even an actor man. You got no business bein' here..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Ya know what, I'm the biggest star here man. That's the way it is...so everybody get ready _ _ _ _ _ _ now!..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "You Got the Touch"
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Feel My Heat"
Click to Play Right Click to Download "You should do it Rollergirl, because ya know what, if you wanted to, you could do anything..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom?..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "That's not an MP. That's a YP. Your problem. Come up with the money and I'll give you the tapes..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "I don't want to do this anymore honey, I can't..." "Okay, lets go walk." " I don't wanna leave this room." "Me either."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "We're going to make film history, right here on video tape."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Do you remember me? We went to school together. Your name's Brandy, right?...Your name's not Brandy?"
Click to Play Right Click to Download "I make these little mixed tapes...I don't like to be told what to listen too...That's Cosmo, he's Chinese..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "We're not leavin' yet. We're here now, and we want somethin' else from you..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Do not reach for your gun man, don't reach for your gun!..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star."

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