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"No
decent woman will be seen dead in there." "Jean would." |
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"No, No. It's not their bodies, it's what they do with 'em that counts." | |
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"I
don't feel well." "Of course you don't, you've got an hangover." |
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"You're always makin' me do stupid stuff like last night. Other dads don't do that." | |
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"I don't know what you got to smile about. I mean he's got no willy for starters, has he?" | |
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"Are you gonna just stand there while some puff's wavin' his tackle at your Mrs. Where's your pride man." | |
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"Why did you run off like that? You're embarrassed aren't you? You think your own dad's a dick head." | |
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"Oo, Ah,...has to wear a girlie bra." | |
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"Put down and piss off." | |
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"It's
not my kinda dancin' is it? It's all ass wigglin' and that." "Well, I've got a degree in ass wigglin' mate." |
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"... She's nifty on 'er pin's is that one." | |
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"What's your initiative got to say about this then, bugeyes?" | |
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"Two weeks. And that's what the man said and he's not takin' a piss." | |
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"If he can't get his kit off in front of ourselves, what chance have you got in front of all them lasses." | |
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"Go get shagged." | |
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"...Anti wrinkle cream there may be, but anti fat bastard cream there is none." | |
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"Like
ah, cling film." "...I'm not a chicken drumstick, Gerald." |
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"No, I'm not doin' it. I'm not strippin'." | |
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"Excuse me, no one said anything to me about the full monty." | |
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"I ask you, what are we doing? What are we doing?" | |
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"If we're doin' this, then just this once we're doin' it right." | |
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"Alright Kid. Tell it straight. We're not just making the biggest asses of ourselves in the known universe are we?" | |
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"...Our old English teacher's on front row." | |
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"They're cheerin' out there. You did that. Now get out there and do your stuff." | |
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"...You don't get a criminal record till you're sixteen. Just don't tell your mom." | ||
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"Here look, this will cheer you up..." | ||
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"When women start pissin' like us, that's it." "We're finished Dave..." "A few years and men won't exist. Except for the zoo or something..." | ||
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"Drownin', now there's a way to go." "I can't swim." "You don't have to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ swim you divvy, that's the whole point." | ||
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"I know, you can stand in the middle of the road and get a mate to drive smack into you right fast...I'd run you down soon as look at ya." | ||
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"...times ten quid by a thousand right, and you've got, yeah well a lot, a very lot." | ||
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"Ah, Hot Chocolate, now we're talkin'. I believe in miracles..." | ||
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"I need an audience." "You need a doctor." | ||
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"...Because you're fat, and he's thin, and you're both _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ugly." | ||
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"Now what? She's still got credit cards you know. She's out there now..." "Why can't you just tell her?" | ||
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"Dancers have coordination, skill, timing, fitness, and grace. Take a long, hard look in the mirror." | ||
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"So you don't sing, you don't dance...what do you do?...Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed" | ||
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"...I hope she dances better than she welds, I mean look at that, her mix is all to cock..." | ||
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"All I want to do is get you in a straight, bloody line..." "...We all step foreword and align and wave our arms around like a fairy" | ||
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"...that were crap!" | ||
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"...even a fat bastard like me. Yeah, I know what I am so don't take the piss you." | ||
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"...he won't be the only one tryin' to kill himself if you carry on with this caper." | ||
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"...The less I eat, the fatter I get." "So stuff yourself and get thin."" Ah, shut up, saggy tits." | ||
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"It's my money, I want it...You said you'd get it back." "I know, but you don't wanna listen to what I say." | ||
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"You're always ahead there...look, shut up will ya...." "He's right. You're ahead." | ||
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"And this has been going on how long?....six bloody months and you wouldn't say to me, your wife..." | ||
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"Have you done any work, paid or unpaid over the last four months?" "No." "That's not what I've heard." | ||
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"...you're joking, you're bloody famous...Yeah, sold two hundred odd tickets." | ||
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"How can I read the instructions, there wasn't any?...If it's all there, how come it's not workin'?...Nothing's getting bigger..." | ||
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"...well look at me...Jeannie, who wants to see this dance?" "Me Dave, I do" | ||
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"Ya but, me willy?!" "Your willy? My willy." "A laughing stock, totally..." | ||
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"What day is it again?" "Monday." "When are we on?" "Friday." "I think I'm gonna be sick." | ||
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"At about 12 our school took us for swimming lessons. Mixed classes...I got a stiffy." | ||
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"Listen, just think of the most boring thing you can come up with..." "Nature programs" "I like nature programs" "Alright, but they don't give you a hard-on though, do they?" | ||
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"...The full monty. Your lot...That would be worth a look. See you there then" | ||
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"...Ah, you'll be alright mate, once you're on stage." "Once I'm on stage, what do you mean once I'm on stage. I'm going nowhere near the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ stage, it's suicide, that's what it is. Suicide." | ||
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"We may not be young, we may not be pretty, we may not be right good. But we're here, we're live, and for one night only, we're going for the full monty." | ||
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"You Can Leave Your Hat On." | ||
(Requires Ver. 5.0)
