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"We must kill Austin Powers!"
"Show me love."
"Great baby, yeah!"
"Oh behave, yeah baby, yeah."
"Yeah baby, yeah!"
"This sort of thing aint my bag, baby."
"Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?"
"Okay, Name. Austin, Danger, Powers. Sex? Yes please."
"I won't bite...hard."
"Viva Las Vegas baby, yeah!"
"How did this get in here? Somebodies playing a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine."
"Allow myself to introduce...myself. My name is Ritchie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah."
"Hey pardner, come on you gotta relax, don't force it, gonna blow out your o-ring, drop a lung!"
"Oh, groovy baby, yeah!"
"I think you're shagadelic baby, you're switched on, you're smashing."
"Hello, Hello."
"Hello Mr. Powers. Care to have a little fun?"
"No actually, I have to save the world."
"Is it cold in here?"
"Oh contrare baby, I think you can't resist me."
"Launching the subterranean probe."
"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."
"Let's say we go out on the town and swing baby, yeah!"

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Click to Play Right Click to Download "Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for, one million dollars..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "How does a hot chick like you end up working at the ministry of defense?..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "I'm your father, Dr. Evil." "I haven't seen you my whole life, and now you come back and expect a relationship..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "The game is Blackjack gentlemen. Ten thousand dollars, minimum bet. King for you sir, and a three for you..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "My name is Number 2. This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina." "Come Again?" "Alotta Fagina" "I'm sorry I'm just not getting it. Sounded like you said..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Who does Number 2 work for? Who does Number 2 work for?" "That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "...This is my mother, Mrs. Exposition." "That's not your mother, it's a man, baby..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon...In the spring we'd make meat helmets..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Intruders in the complex! Intruders in the complex!..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "What, are you feedin' him? Why don't you just kill him?" "No Scott, I have an even better idea..." "Why don't you just shoot him now..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Release the sharks! Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks have lazer beams attached to their heads..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Scott, ya just don't get it do ya?" "It's no hassle..." "Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Not a good time to loose ones head. That's not the way to get ahead in life...He'll never be the head of a major corporation..."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Secret Agent Man."
Click to Play Right Click to Download "Isn't it ironic that the very things that you stand for: Free love, swinging, parties, are now...considered, evil?..."
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